public lewdness on aisle 7

So the other day my husband was laughing hysterically at something I had said in the shampoo aisle of HEB. He was actually squatting down on the floor in hysterics so I decided to do what any decent wife would do and knock him over. And since he was now laying on the floor laughing, I decided to jump up on top of him and hold him down. Since that wasn't enough to shut him up I proceeded to lay down on top of him and start kissing him. That shut him up. Temporarily. I believe the next words out of his mouth were "woman, you're gonna get us arrested!"